The girl whose boyfriend treats them like shit yet she's constantly crying over him.
They girl whose only focus is getting married, and it really doesn't matter at this point to whom.
The girl who keeps making her hair bigger and bigger every day to "hide her secrets".
The ex who "has things to do" so he can't keep his daughter for 2 more hours.
The grandmother who won't be babysitting on Friday because, as of today (Wednesday), it's supposed to snow on Friday.
The girl who doesn't understand the term "personal space".
The girl who has two kids and acts like she has twenty.
The mother of three that sends out the perfect family Christmas card.
The cat that pees on the bathmat even though he has fresh litter in his box.
The Princess who dumps entire boxes of cereal over her head and rolls around in it on the living room carpet while mommy gets ready for work.
The brother who continuously tells his girlfriend, "I was going to ask you to marry me this one day, but..."
Anyone who leaves cryptic voicemail messages.
The guy who tries way too fucking hard to get you to like him even though you already do.
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